With Great Ignorance, Comes Great Stupidity
We’ve
all met at least one person who sits around waiting for someone else to make a mistake,
so that he or she can go, “I told you so!” This
individual takes joy in shaming anyone who they perceive to be self-contradictory.
We all know that kind of instigator;
and most of us feel a mixture of disgust and morbid fascination towards his or
her behavior. Maybe the “morbid” bit describes only me…
I
don’t know a lot of people who dislike me (to my
face).
Most of the ones who have expressed some kind of Magaly-loathing tend to feel
that way for the wrong reasons. I said “most” because I clearly remember the
hateful face of certain squad leader, who might have been tricked into spending nearly
three hours in a porta potty, during a sweltering North Carolina summer.
But
you can’t really blame the person who trapped the squad leader, in the stinky
company of the waste of hundreds of young Marines, who had been eating nothing
but gut-obliterating MREs for weeks. For the squad leader in question was really annoying. He thought of showers as something that happened to other people. He
spent half his day spitting chewing tobacco juice into a clear bottle, and the
rest making sexist or sexual remarks to and about the person who trapped him.
And
seriously, my Wicked Luvs, Marine Corps Combat Training got really boring at
times. Also, the person who trapped the rotten chauvinistic jerkwad in the
shithouse needed to do something with the two rolls of duct tape she had been
carrying around in her backpack. They were bulky, heavy, and sooo stickily
attractive ;-) Anyhoo,
back to the psychos without a cause…
A
few days ago, a person I’ve never talked to (or who’s
using a fake name) contacted me to share some wisdom. For the sake of clarity, I’ll call him or her Haters
Anonymous Escapee while I let you glimpse into our exchange.
Haters Anonymous Escapee: “I hate people that want
attention and pity so they act so hypocrite.”
Rather Confused Witchy Me: “I don’t hate any
particular ‘people’ but attention seekers do get on my nerves. And hypocrites
are scum. Are you sure you sent your message to the right email address? I’m
not sure I know you.”
Haters Anonymous Escapee: “you make other blog
people feel bad because they don’t do thing, and you don’t do them either.”
Rather Confused Witchy Me: “Come again?”
Haters Anonymous Escapee: “you talk about people
who don’t write for blog parties after signing up. you didn’t do the whole
pagan blog project and you signed up. you don’t write for the mind challenge
and you signed up. i hate people that aren’t real. you lie and stupid people
don’t know. you harm people. you laugh about it.”
Rather Confused Witchy Me: “I think you have some
serious issues. I’ll do you a favor and not reply to any more or your messages.
However, if you do have a grievance, go ahead and point it out. I would be more
than happy to blog about it (maybe others feel as you do?). In fact, I’ll
probably write about this one. And there is a possibility that I’ll joke a bit
about your accusations. Insanity needs laughter. If we don’t laugh at the
lovely lunatics in our lives, well… we might get really pissed off for no
obvious reason, and become just as insane.”
There were more messages
detailing the evil of my ways, my obvious plot to spread deception, sarcasm and
hysterical cackles through the blogosphere. One blog ring to rule them all! And when that’s done, I’ll get a hold of Pinky and the Brain, and go for world domination. Is that enough nonsense? I would hate to
let Haters Anonymous Escapee down.
I’m very patient with people
whose ignorance is rooted in lack of access to necessary information. We’ve all
been there… But any time a busybody (who knows just how to stick his or her nasty nose
in other people’s business) jumps skull
first into the wrong (hateful) conclusions, and then has the guts to try to make me
feel guilty about their blatant stupidity… well, my patience takes leave and my
sarcasm rules the party. It’s just easier (and much more entertaining) this way, isn’t it?
P.S. Just so our Haters Anonymous
Escapee won’t suffer a massive coronary, I want to say that I had my reasons
for not finishing the Pagan Blog Project (which I shared with the hostess). And
the justification for my scarce participation in the MFE’s Mind, Body, Soul 90 Day Challenge can be found somewhere in the comment section of the event in question. Anyone who
has looked for it and hasn’t foun it *Haters Anonymous Escapee, cough, cough* needs to start using their
snooping power for good.
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